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The Office Season Premiere

1) The Cameras know EVERYTHING
2) Sprinkles, RIP
3) Nurses can come out for a fee...plus tips
4) Dwight=Cat Killer
5) Don't Eat Alfredo before a 5K
6) Jan likes soy milk
7) Pam Beasly+ Jim= PBJ
8) 4 People a year die from Rabies
9) When planning a race... make it a circle
10) If there was a god, then Ryan and I would be